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"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't pleas insanity.'

The rocket powered skiier

A day at the transgenic races

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Dairy Devil

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Skier flying past mountains

'The penguin is upset...'

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Speeding Forklift

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Get ready ... Get set ...

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Grim reaper ambulance

"On your mark! Get set!"

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

Cars at the drive in.

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

Life in the Fast Lane.

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'