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"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't pleas insanity.'

The rocket powered skiier

A day at the transgenic races

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Dairy Devil

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

'The penguin is upset...'

Skier flying past mountains

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Speeding Forklift

"On your mark! Get set!"

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Grim reaper ambulance

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

Cars at the drive in.

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

Life in the Fast Lane.

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."