Speeding Ticket Enthusiast Prints

'And these are the new proposed additional charges?'

The rocket powered skiier

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

A day at the transgenic races

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Family traits.

Dairy Devil

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Skier flying past mountains

'Oh no a speed camera.'

Speeding Forklift

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

Fast Food Restaurant

Get ready ... Get set ...

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

Stonehenge Ticket Office

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'