Traffic Ticket Enthusiast Prints

"You were doing 35.001 in a 35 mile zone..."

Cops are pigs. Deal with it.

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Family traits.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

At the gallery of Fine Art.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

All-way stops.

Lawyer Xing

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

"I'm gonna need some ID."

'I wonder what that knocking noise is.'

'I can never talk my way out of a ticket. You try.'

"I see cars. Lots of illegally parked cars."

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

Speed Limit.

Clark gets nailed.

"He lost his Season Ticket."

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

People of low social status next 4 exits.

"Do you have any idea how small the print is on your bumper sticker?"

"I'm pretty sure the cars are stopping because of the red light camera rather than your glare."

'And he wants to be a road block!'

"I got a speeding ticket from my guardian angel."

'If you can read this you're too close.'