Traffic Ticket Enthusiast Pillows

"You were doing 35.001 in a 35 mile zone..."

Cops are pigs. Deal with it.

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Family traits.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

At the gallery of Fine Art.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

All-way stops.

"I'm gonna need some ID."

'I wonder what that knocking noise is.'

'I can never talk my way out of a ticket. You try.'

Lawyer Xing

"I see cars. Lots of illegally parked cars."

Clark gets nailed.

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

"He lost his Season Ticket."

Speed Limit.

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

"I'm pretty sure the cars are stopping because of the red light camera rather than your glare."

People of low social status next 4 exits.

Red faced man looking unwell whilst driving a car in bad weather with a bottle

"Do you have any idea how small the print is on your bumper sticker?"

'And he wants to be a road block!'

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

'If you can read this you're too close.'

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

"I got a speeding ticket from my guardian angel."

Crossing the street.