Speeding Ticket Aficionado Pillows

"The reason I can't show you my licence is because you took it away from me yesterday!"

The rocket powered skiier

A day at the transgenic races

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Dairy Devil

Skier flying past mountains

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

Speeding Forklift

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

Get ready ... Get set ...

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

Stonehenge Ticket Office

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

"WHEEEE!"

'In denial and loving it!'

Formula One car models