Speeding Ticket Aficionado Mugs

"The reason I can't show you my licence is because you took it away from me yesterday!"

The rocket powered skiier

New Road Signs to Watch For:

A day at the transgenic races

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Dairy Devil

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Skier flying past mountains

Speeding Forklift

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

Stonehenge Ticket Office

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

"WHEEEE!"

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

'In denial and loving it!'

Formula One car models