Ticket Trouble Enthusiast Mugs

"He lost his Season Ticket."

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"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

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Computer Frustration

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"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

When computers are attacked by Spam.

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity.'

"I see cars. Lots of illegally parked cars."

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

"Since you've been here, you've caused nothing but mayhem and and trouble - please, please leave."

PC spits mud out

Unknown computer error.

'Dr. Jekyll, how well do you know this Mr. Hyde who prepared your taxes?'

"I started my first business at eighteen and sold it for £80 million!"

'When I pull the lever, Dad yells real loud!'

"A glitch in production - everyone gets a prune omelette with sardines."

Universal Credits Computer: Kaput

'This is not a ticket. It's just a piece of paper we decided to put on your car. - Police Dept.'

Research Institute - "...How the hell should I know!"

"The reason I can't show you my licence is because you took it away from me yesterday!"

"Hey, Tom... could you take a look at my computer? It keeps spitting out garbage!"