Traffic Trauma Survivor T-Shirts

Traffic Jam.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Gary turns 40.

Barbeque Casualty.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Have Horns Venn

Sporting maladies.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"I see you do all your own stunts."

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

In case of stock market crash break glass.

Heavy Traffic.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

'You've got a broken finger.'

Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."