Traffic Experiences Gifts

"Man, how I hate these Friday afternoon gridlocks!"

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Laughing Zone Ahead

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

One way only.

The Forever Stamp

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Family traits.

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Have Horns Venn

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

'Small acts of kindness, officer, can go a long way toward making this world a better place.'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."