Traffic Incidents Gifts

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

One way only.

The Forever Stamp

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Nice park. . .

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

'This is your lucky day!'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

The successful rubbernecker...

Have Horns Venn

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'