Traffic Incidents Gifts

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

One way only.

The Forever Stamp

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Nice park. . .

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

'This is your lucky day!'

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Have Horns Venn

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

The successful rubbernecker...

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'