Traffic Violations Gifts

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Dog Crossing

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Family traits.

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Nice park. . .

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

'It's a slow trap.'

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

Grim reaper ambulance

"If this car is so smart, why didn't it let me know there was a cop there?"