Traffic Violations T-Shirts

Man has a lot of unpaid traffic tickets.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Dog Crossing

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Family traits.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Nice park. . .

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'It's a slow trap.'

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Driving without a flag?'

Grim reaper ambulance

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."