Traffic Enforcement Gifts

Entrapment Or What?

"Miss Trimble, you're looking particularly nasty and vindictive this morning."

No Parking Anytime

Traffic Agents Gone Wild

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

"I don't care why you crossed the road, what I know is that you were jay-walking and I'm going to fine you!"

"Did you notice the 30 mph sign back there?"

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Dog Crossing

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

No jay walking.

Street signs you don't want to see.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

One way only.

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Family traits.

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."