Traffic Enforcement Pillows

Entrapment Or What?

"Miss Trimble, you're looking particularly nasty and vindictive this morning."

No Parking Anytime

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

"I don't care why you crossed the road, what I know is that you were jay-walking and I'm going to fine you!"

"Did you notice the 30 mph sign back there?"

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Dog Crossing

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

No jay walking.

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Street signs you don't want to see.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

One way only.

Family traits.

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'