Traffic Cops Pillows

"I didn't say, 'Simon says.'"

"Just accept the ticket and let's go. The hot dog's getting cold."

No Parking in Firelane.

'How tragic. Poor bugger must have fallen asleep at the wheel.'

"Your footage makes us dizzy so we're taking back your body camera, Officer Dancing Traffic Cop."

'Whoa - you're not murdering anybody today until you get your seat belt on, mister backseat psychopath!'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

Dog Crossing

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

No jay walking.

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

Street signs you don't want to see.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

One way only.

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Family traits.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."