Traffic Law Enforcers Gifts

'Now I wish to make a citizen's arrest - you went over the limit overtaking me, officer!'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

Dog Crossing

No jay walking.

Street signs you don't want to see.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

One way only.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Family traits.

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Speeding Forklift

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

At the gallery of Fine Art.

'Passengers were on their way to a clown convention. We've 7 fatalities and 174 in hospital.'

Speed enforced by tractor beam.

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

Car with a rams head sticking out the front

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"