Traffic Law Enforcers Gifts

'Now I wish to make a citizen's arrest - you went over the limit overtaking me, officer!'

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Dog Crossing

No jay walking.

Street signs you don't want to see.

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

One way only.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Family traits.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Speeding Forklift

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Car with a rams head sticking out the front

'Passengers were on their way to a clown convention. We've 7 fatalities and 174 in hospital.'

At the gallery of Fine Art.

Speed enforced by tractor beam.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'