Road Rule Enforcer Gifts

Human Cull: Cyclist Who Don't Obey Traffic Laws.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Click it or ticket.'

No Smoking.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'What a control freak!'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

Referee cop.

I will not waste chalk kid...

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

Mom Umpires

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

"That's why we wear hard hats"

"I try to get a head start on them."

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'My client stands before you, a jury of his peers ...'

'I heard you mom is really strict.'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'The next disciplinary committee might not be so lenient.'

IRS, 'Internal just isn't enough any more -- we have to go EXternal.'

'Damn! That stewardess really ment what she said!'

'Remember your powers are limited, so I just want you to wander the building looking mean.'