Traffic Law Gifts

All-way stops.

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'This is my finest hour!'

No Ewe Turn.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Dog Crossing

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

At the gallery of Fine Art.

'Driving without a flag?'

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

Deer Crossing.

'Can't you read?'

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

The Automatic Policeman

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

"Do you know why I stopped you, sir?"

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'