Traffic Regulation Gifts

"Can you slow down a bit?"

Christmas Traffic Stop

"He said we can just ignore the sign."

Speed Limit.

Old Time Cop and Antique Car

Thru versus Through Traffic

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Dog Crossing

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

'Driving without a flag?'

At the gallery of Fine Art.

Snail crossing

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

Deer Crossing.

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

'Can't you read?'

Desert Island Roundabout

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

Hair traffic controller.

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

All-way stops.