Traffic Regulation Gifts

"Can you slow down a bit?"

Christmas Traffic Stop

"He said we can just ignore the sign."

Speed Limit.

Old Time Cop and Antique Car

Thru versus Through Traffic

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Dog Crossing

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

Snail crossing

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

At the gallery of Fine Art.

'Driving without a flag?'

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

Desert Island Roundabout

Deer Crossing.

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

'Can't you read?'

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

Hair traffic controller.

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

All-way stops.