Traffic Regulator Gifts

Warning! Double traffic fines: School zones, construction sites, lawyers chasing ambulance!

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Thru versus Through Traffic

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Dog Crossing

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

No jay walking.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Street signs you don't want to see.

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

One way only.

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Pulling The Economy Uphill

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."