Traffic Regulator Gifts

Warning! Double traffic fines: School zones, construction sites, lawyers chasing ambulance!

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Thru versus Through Traffic

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Dog Crossing

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

No jay walking.

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Tempest in a Teapot

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

Street signs you don't want to see.

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

One way only.

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Pulling The Economy Uphill

'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."