Traffic Control Gifts

"You're very controlling."

The Automatic Policeman

Caution! Flagman training next 10 miles...stop, stop, stop...

"There are no skunks around here, but it's still our most effective sign to slow traffic."

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

'Chief, I swear, they are all over the city. Flashing electrical signs! Code red...repeat...Code red!'

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Goats.

Sit.

"Those sleeping policemen certainly help reduce traffic in our street."

"You can always tell a newcomer."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

"So, are you working Mr Smith?"

Thru versus Through Traffic

Quality Control

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

Dog Crossing

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

No jay walking.

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Street signs you don't want to see.

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

One way only.

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Family traits.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'