Traffic Control Operator Gifts

'Stop trying to destroy the world, Jones, and put the Chattanooga choo choo tape on.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

Dog Crossing

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

No jay walking.

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"Careful."

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Street signs you don't want to see.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

One way only.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'