Traffic Rule Buffs Gifts

Another jaywalking ticket? -- Why do you keep crossing the road anyway?

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Dog Crossing

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Unrest Area.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

At the gallery of Fine Art.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

Road work next 15 years.

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

Leaving New York

'Can't you read?'

Deer Crossing.

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

Juggler entertaining a circus troupe at traffic lights.

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Ramp Car.

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

"But we'd already done the emergency stop."