Traffic Rules Rebel Gifts

A carload of people from the game of life get pulled over by police . . .

Dog Crossing

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

At the gallery of Fine Art.

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

'Can't you read?'

Deer Crossing.

Turning with mathematical precision.

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

"GPS wants me to stay put."

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."

"Do you know why I stopped you, sir?"

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

"Hurry up please! I think i'm parked in a no-parking zone!"

No Yule Turn.

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'Isn't being self-centred a disability?'

Another jaywalking ticket? -- Why do you keep crossing the road anyway?

Speed Limit.

No Parking.

Sign at a crosswalk that reads "Do what you want. I don't care anymore."

"I don't think we're supposed to taser people who park on double yellow lines."

ROAM: the Buffalo's Bison's version of a Don't Walk Walk signs.

'Rotten luck - They've spotted me parking on thish double yellow line!'

Stop/Hop