Traffic Rule Rebels Gifts

Passive-aggressive street signs

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'Can't you read?'

Turning with mathematical precision.

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

"GPS wants me to stay put."

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

No Yule Turn.

"Hurry up please! I think i'm parked in a no-parking zone!"

A carload of people from the game of life get pulled over by police . . .

'Isn't being self-centred a disability?'

No Parking.

Speed Limit.

Sign at a crosswalk that reads "Do what you want. I don't care anymore."

ROAM: the Buffalo's Bison's version of a Don't Walk Walk signs.

'Rotten luck - They've spotted me parking on thish double yellow line!'

Man stealing a speed camera.

'There's a policeman here who thinks I shouldn't be talking on the cellphone while driving.'

Fred didn't understand why he was being given a ticket when he did technically stop.

Old Time Cop and Antique Car

'It seems I got only ten demerit points.'

"Sire. I fear that we shall have to turn back. He has a hi-vis vest and a road cone."

"How could I be texting while driving?"

Chicken Crossing.

Christmas Traffic Stop

Redacted Street Signs

'I was just ringing the Police on my mobile to tell them I'd just seen someone driving using their mobile.'

"Why don't you get off the road and use the bike lane?"

'Didn't you hear the warning to avoid all but essential journeys?' 'Warning?! I thought it was a dare.'