Traffic Rule Challengers Gifts

'It seems I got only ten demerit points.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

At the gallery of Fine Art.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'Can't you read?'

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

Turning with mathematical precision.

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

"GPS wants me to stay put."

ASBOs

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Lawyer Xing

"Hurry up please! I think i'm parked in a no-parking zone!"

'Wow, that's great! The house rules say pets ain't allowed here!'

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

'I'll do the talking.'

No Parking.

UFO at the traffic lights...

A carload of people from the game of life get pulled over by police . . .

'Isn't being self-centred a disability?'

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

'Rotten luck - They've spotted me parking on thish double yellow line!'

Sign against skateboarding, sign against slouching.

How many pints have you had, son? Only two, semi-skimmed.

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

'If you can read this you're too close.'

"Oh, yeah, have a Merry Christmas, Santa."

"I'll let you off with a warning this time , Sir"