Speed Limit Challengers Gifts

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"Yoga helps me unwind."

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

Foreclosed

'Can't you read?'

Business men line up at the police station

ASBOs

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

"Aren't you glad now that you suggested we get a hobby that would bring us closer together?"

"Is it possible to achieve inner peace and a charley horse at the same time."

"Yogi Down!"

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

'Wow, that's great! The house rules say pets ain't allowed here!'

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

Election

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

Church Zone - Thou Shalt Not Speed.

'Isn't being self-centred a disability?'

No Caption. (Two gerbils are seen each in an exercise wheel. One is running and the other is riding a motorcycle.)

"I told you she didn't like us!"

'you were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious.'

"I was gonna try yoga, but I don't actually bend so that's not going to work."

Express Elevator.

'It's the cresta run, but faster and more dangerous. . .'

'Rotten luck - They've spotted me parking on thish double yellow line!'

'It's been rough at my house since my parents go on the same page about me.'

'I would like to thank the photo radar company for their fourth quarter presentation.'

That guy's always running late.

"It took me a long time to come up with an excuse for being late."

Tiny man and the chained door.

'It seems I got only ten demerit points.'

'After the break...Zebra crossings: safe havens or dangerous deathtraps? We talk to a number of concerned individuals who think that crossings should be abolished.'