Speed Limit Challengers Pillows

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"Yoga helps me unwind."

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

'Can't you read?'

Business men line up at the police station

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

ASBOs

"Aren't you glad now that you suggested we get a hobby that would bring us closer together?"

"Is it possible to achieve inner peace and a charley horse at the same time."

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

"Yogi Down!"

'Wow, that's great! The house rules say pets ain't allowed here!'

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

Election

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

"I told you she didn't like us!"

'Isn't being self-centred a disability?'

Church Zone - Thou Shalt Not Speed.

'you were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious.'

"I was gonna try yoga, but I don't actually bend so that's not going to work."

'It's the cresta run, but faster and more dangerous. . .'

'It's been rough at my house since my parents go on the same page about me.'

'Rotten luck - They've spotted me parking on thish double yellow line!'

Sign against skateboarding, sign against slouching.

'It seems I got only ten demerit points.'

Fred didn't understand why he was being given a ticket when he did technically stop.

"It took me a long time to come up with an excuse for being late."

'I would like to thank the photo radar company for their fourth quarter presentation.'