Speed Limit Satirist Pillows

'I would like to thank the photo radar company for their fourth quarter presentation.'

They won't be speeding past THIS moored boat!

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Give Way To Cyclists

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Toad roadkill.

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

'We learned one thing today - NO parking on the yellow lions!'

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

Move to Arizona.

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't pleas insanity.'

Rust in Piece - Second Hand Car Salesman.

"Over the speed limit, are you sure?"

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."

Digital Communication.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

Clown car lane: 10 or more.

Bus Stop - 49 Bus Reputed Sightings.

Cars and Bed of Nails

Public Transport: Hell

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Goats.

'Why am I not allowed to use this agricultural road, officer? My wife always calls me 'stupid ox''!

"I hate this stop-and-glow traffic."