Speed Limit Satirist Pillows

'I would like to thank the photo radar company for their fourth quarter presentation.'

They won't be speeding past THIS moored boat!

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Give Way To Cyclists

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Toad roadkill.

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

'We learned one thing today - NO parking on the yellow lions!'

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

Move to Arizona.

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't pleas insanity.'

"Over the speed limit, are you sure?"

Rust in Piece - Second Hand Car Salesman.

"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."

Digital Communication.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

"Where's the red cape, pal?"

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

'Why am I not allowed to use this agricultural road, officer? My wife always calls me 'stupid ox''!

"I hate this stop-and-glow traffic."

Cars and Bed of Nails

Clown car lane: 10 or more.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Goats.

Public Transport: Hell