Traffic Satirists Pillows

Bus Stop - 49 Bus Reputed Sightings.

Laughing Zone Ahead

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'It's a slow trap.'

Skip the TSA scans by wearing a Burka

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

Do not pass.

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

How come Mercury gets the car pool lane? He's alone and we've got all these moons!

Snail Crossing.

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

Move to Arizona.

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

Digital Communication.

Section 21, Paragraph B: When two or more vehicles come to a stop simultaneously, the most expansive vehicle enjoys the right of way.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Goats.

Geese can be very inconsiderate --- They honk and tailgate.

Cars and Bed of Nails

Pedestrian Corridor