Traffic Satirists T-Shirts

Bus Stop - 49 Bus Reputed Sightings.

Laughing Zone Ahead

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Skip the TSA scans by wearing a Burka

'It's a slow trap.'

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

Do not pass.

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

Snail Crossing.

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

Move to Arizona.

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Digital Communication.

Section 21, Paragraph B: When two or more vehicles come to a stop simultaneously, the most expansive vehicle enjoys the right of way.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Goats.

Cars and Bed of Nails

Roadside Chicken Grill: Speed Limit 80

"I hate this stop-and-glow traffic."