Speed Limit Advocate Pillows

Church Zone - Thou Shalt Not Speed.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

The rocket powered skiier

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

A day at the transgenic races

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Dairy Devil

Skier flying past mountains

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Speeding Forklift

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

Get ready ... Get set ...

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Safe driver.

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

How Am I Driving?

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

"WHEEEE!"