Traffic Control Advocate Pillows

Bollard Crash

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

"Dadgum this color blindness."

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

At the gallery of Fine Art.

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

How Am I Driving?

Man with Stop Signs.

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'No zebras as yet. . .but we have had two school kids and a lollipop lady!'

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

The Automatic Policeman

The Cone Ranger

Watch for Pedestrians.

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

Lawyer Xing

'Remember...No hexing and driving!'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Watch Out Hedgehogs

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.