Traffic Control Enthusiasts Pillows

"Well Jenkins, as speedtraps go, it's certainly effective"

Thru versus Through Traffic

Quality Control

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

Family traits.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'Oh no a speed camera.'

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Snail crossing

Desert Island Roundabout

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

Man with Stop Signs.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Hair traffic controller.

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

All-way stops.

The Automatic Policeman

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

Limos, trucks, S.U.V.s, rush past me in a breeze. Passing by... without a nod, while here I stand playing God...'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

"I'm gonna need some ID."

Highway construction...next 70 miles. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN!

Road closed men working

'Actually, the guy I was chasing got away. But thanks for pulling over - you're better than nothing.'

No Parking.

Speed Limit.

Clark gets nailed.