Traffic Control Aficionados Pillows

"Bummer! Didn`t see that one!"

Thru versus Through Traffic

Quality Control

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

Family traits.

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Snail crossing

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

Desert Island Roundabout

Man with Stop Signs.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Hair traffic controller.

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

All-way stops.

The Automatic Policeman

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Highway construction...next 70 miles. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN!

"I'm gonna need some ID."

Road closed men working

Limos, trucks, S.U.V.s, rush past me in a breeze. Passing by... without a nod, while here I stand playing God...'

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

'Actually, the guy I was chasing got away. But thanks for pulling over - you're better than nothing.'

"Norman's a control freak."

Painted Desert.

'Sorry, I'm late. I ran into a lot of construction.'

Lollipop man stops traffic so squirrels can crossing the road.