Speed Limit Philosopher Pillows

Add a touch of humor and contemplation to their space with pillows that feature clever sayings about boundaries and limits, perfect for the thoughtful joke-teller.

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'I wasn't speeding, but I did pass two cars who were.'

'I wasn't speeding, but I did pass two cars who were.' mockup

'I wasn't speeding, but I did pass two cars who were.'

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Yes, That Was The Exit

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"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams." mockup

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

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Snail Coach

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Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority. mockup

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

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'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.' mockup

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

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"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day." mockup

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

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"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!" mockup

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

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"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more." mockup

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

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Traffic Lights Medicine

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'Existential truckstop'

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"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed." mockup

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

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'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!' mockup

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'

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Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today. mockup

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

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Self-Reflecting Pool

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Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage. mockup

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

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Encouragement from Crashed Driver mockup

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

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'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...' mockup

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

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"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit." mockup

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

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Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity. mockup

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

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'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.' mockup

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

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'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?' mockup

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

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Hollywood - Exit Stage Left.

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Church Zone - Thou Shalt Not Speed. mockup

Church Zone - Thou Shalt Not Speed.

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"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00. mockup

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

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Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'. mockup

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

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"It was green when I went through it." mockup

"It was green when I went through it."

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'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.' mockup

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

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'I would like to thank the photo radar company for their fourth quarter presentation.'

'I would like to thank the photo radar company for their fourth quarter presentation.' mockup

'I would like to thank the photo radar company for their fourth quarter presentation.'

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'How bad can hell be? At least the road to there is paved!'

'How bad can hell be? At least the road to there is paved!' mockup

'How bad can hell be? At least the road to there is paved!'

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Road rage in olden days

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The Insanity Plea.

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Let Go and Let God

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Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles). mockup

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

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Thoughts in Traffic

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Speed Limit Philosopher Pillows Collection

Speed Limit Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that are perfect for the speed limit philosopher—witty, fun, and full of thoughtful humor.

Speed Limit Philosopher Prints

Browse our prints for the speed limit philosopher—artful and amusing pieces that make a statement in any space.

Speed Limit Philosopher T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts for the speed limit philosopher—wearable humor that sparks conversation and reflects their love for life's boundaries.