Speed Limit Philosopher Mugs

'I wasn't speeding, but I did pass two cars who were.'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Snail Coach

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

Traffic Lights Medicine

'Existential truckstop'

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

Self-Reflecting Pool

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

Hollywood - Exit Stage Left.

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

Church Zone - Thou Shalt Not Speed.

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

"It was green when I went through it."

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

Road rage in olden days

Thoughts in Traffic

The Insanity Plea.

'I would like to thank the photo radar company for their fourth quarter presentation.'

Let Go and Let God