Speed Limit Philosopher Mugs

'I wasn't speeding, but I did pass two cars who were.'

Yes, That Was The Exit

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

Snail Coach

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

Traffic Lights Medicine

'Existential truckstop'

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

Self-Reflecting Pool

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

Hollywood - Exit Stage Left.

Church Zone - Thou Shalt Not Speed.

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

"It was green when I went through it."

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

'I would like to thank the photo radar company for their fourth quarter presentation.'

'How bad can hell be? At least the road to there is paved!'

Road rage in olden days

The Insanity Plea.

Let Go and Let God

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

Thoughts in Traffic