Driving Philosopher Mugs

Driver's Block

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

Traffic Lights Medicine

'Existential truckstop'

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

Hell's Ethics

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

Road sign reads: Gestalt Est, Zen Yoga and San Bernardino.

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

"It's been nice talking to you, but I should probably get back to staring blankly ahead."

Gurus wise words on lost socks

"According to this not only are we lost but in one way or another we've always been lost."

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now.

Let Go and Let God

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

Thoughts in Traffic

Refresh Instagram your way to success

Newspapers on the Commute

'I wasn't speeding, but I did pass two cars who were.'

It's not the destination, but the journey that counts. Unless you're stuck in traffic. Then it's the destination.