Philosophical Driver Mugs

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

'Don't forget, dear - It's still legal to think and drive.'

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

World peace...Guns 'R' Us

"When the mist clears, turn right."

'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.'

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

"You'll find there's no right or wrong here. Just what works for you."

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

Zen Bowling.

"My life just doesn't seem real...It's like I'm just a character in a cartoon."

Football Sisyphus

Thoughts in Traffic

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

Belief / Beyond Belief

It's not the destination, but the journey that counts. Unless you're stuck in traffic. Then it's the destination.

'Hey, it's your dollar, buddy, but maybe this ain't the best way to 'wherever the wind blows your path.''

Two flies driving in a car with a poop air freshener

How Cecil and Moira found their way to happiness...

Bob continued to yell at other drivers long after he arrived home.

"I travelled a thousand miles to ask you, old wise one... when is a cliche cartoon no longer funny?"

Driver's Block

"OK, that's enough for today. I think he's learned his lesson."