Philosophical Rider Mugs

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'Existential truckstop'

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Horse accidents

'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.'

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

"And now..the sermon on the mount."

Welcome to Las Vegas - a faith-based community.

Hell's Ethics

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

"Sorry about that - just clearing my throat."

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

Belief / Beyond Belief

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

Football Sisyphus

It's not the destination, but the journey that counts. Unless you're stuck in traffic. Then it's the destination.

Motorbike

Penelope Rides Again

Tunnel of Life

'Hey, it's your dollar, buddy, but maybe this ain't the best way to 'wherever the wind blows your path.''

"I travelled a thousand miles to ask you, old wise one... when is a cliche cartoon no longer funny?"

Driver's Block

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