Four-wheeled Philosopher Mugs

Eye clinic (car mangled parking meters).

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

Religion & Economics.

Chicken: the one-man show

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

'Existential truckstop'

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

"Emotionally, I'm checking three bags."

Emotional Baggage Check In.

"Trust me, catching it isn't that satisfying."

'Oh, I just knew that darned obedience school was a mistake!'

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

"Our flight's been diverted to Frankfurt - but remember, it is better to travel than to arrive."

"And now..the sermon on the mount."

Road sign reads: Gestalt Est, Zen Yoga and San Bernardino.

Hell's Ethics

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

Gurus wise words on lost socks

"According to this not only are we lost but in one way or another we've always been lost."

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

"Ah...Good morning Sir, we're from the 'couldn't give a toss party."

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

Belief / Beyond Belief

Beggers belief.

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

'I haven't had my day and I don't know any dog who has.'

It's not the destination, but the journey that counts. Unless you're stuck in traffic. Then it's the destination.

Man arriving at airport sees a monitor with rescheduled debt on it!