Four-wheeled Philosopher Pillows

Eye clinic (car mangled parking meters).

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Religion & Economics.

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

Chicken: the one-man show

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

'Existential truckstop'

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

"Emotionally, I'm checking three bags."

Emotional Baggage Check In.

'Oh, I just knew that darned obedience school was a mistake!'

"Trust me, catching it isn't that satisfying."

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

"Our flight's been diverted to Frankfurt - but remember, it is better to travel than to arrive."

"And now..the sermon on the mount."

Road sign reads: Gestalt Est, Zen Yoga and San Bernardino.

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

Hell's Ethics

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

Gurus wise words on lost socks

"According to this not only are we lost but in one way or another we've always been lost."

Beggers belief.

"Ah...Good morning Sir, we're from the 'couldn't give a toss party."

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

Watch Out For The Idiot Behind The Guy In Front Of You.

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

Belief / Beyond Belief

'I haven't had my day and I don't know any dog who has.'

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

It's not the destination, but the journey that counts. Unless you're stuck in traffic. Then it's the destination.