Bicycle Philosopher Pillows

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Very drunk professional cyclist

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Chicken: the one-man show

'Existential truckstop'

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

"I find things go around in cycles."

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

'Realist Trac, with 4 settings...'

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

"Because its there? Surely we must have a better reason."

"And now..the sermon on the mount."

Hell's Ethics

'... Well, I don't know where your Daddy got that idea. I have plenty of brand new bikes in my workshop.'

"It's been nice talking to you, but I should probably get back to staring blankly ahead."

'How about a bike ride?' 'Nah, the seat hurts my butt, and I'd have to put air in the tires, and I'd have to put shorts on so my pant leg doesn't get caught and...' 'And you'd have to get up.' 'And I'd have to get up.'

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now.

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

"Ah...Good morning Sir, we're from the 'couldn't give a toss party."

"I have a great idea for you, but naturally you're nowhere near your writing desk."

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

Refresh Instagram your way to success

Newspapers on the Commute

It's not the destination, but the journey that counts. Unless you're stuck in traffic. Then it's the destination.

The average man in the street.

'Life is a vicious circle.'

Highway cone tepee.

'Hey, it's your dollar, buddy, but maybe this ain't the best way to 'wherever the wind blows your path.''