Bicycle Lane Philosopher Pillows

Career Counseling. I don't need to live life in the fast lane. I just want to get out of the bicycle lane.

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Chicken: the one-man show

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

Traffic Lights Medicine

'Existential truckstop'

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?'

"I find things go around in cycles."

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

Cycle Lane

Self-Reflecting Pool

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

Hell's Ethics

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

'They want bike lanes,'

'Boy, they don't miss a thing, do they?'

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now.

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

The Insanity Plea.

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

Let Go and Let God