Bicycle Lane Philosopher Gifts

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Chicken: the one-man show

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

Traffic Lights Medicine

'Existential truckstop'

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?'

"I find things go around in cycles."

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

Cycle Lane

Self-Reflecting Pool

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

Hell's Ethics

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

'They want bike lanes,'

'Boy, they don't miss a thing, do they?'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now.

The Insanity Plea.

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

Let Go and Let God