Biker Philosopher Gifts

Searching for a gift for your biker philosopher? Celebrate their passion for the open road and contemplative nature with unique, fun, and meaningful items. Our collection features clever designs that combine wit, wisdom, and a love of riding. Whether they’re hitting the trails or pondering life’s big questions during a scenic ride, find something that resonates with their adventurous and philosophical spirit.

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Hell's Ethics

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'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

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My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink. mockup

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

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'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!' mockup

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

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'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.' mockup

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

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Two wheels good, four wheels bad. mockup

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

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'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.' mockup

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

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Chicken: the one-man show

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"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'" mockup

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

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"So, Ben, what do you want to be when you stop sponging off your parents?"

"So, Ben, what do you want to be when you stop sponging off your parents?" mockup

"So, Ben, what do you want to be when you stop sponging off your parents?"

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'Existential truckstop'

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The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on. mockup

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

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"I find things go around in cycles." mockup

"I find things go around in cycles."

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"I think, therefore I am...or am I?..." mockup

"I think, therefore I am...or am I?..."

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"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?" mockup

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

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An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control mockup

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

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'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...' mockup

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

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"And now..the sermon on the mount." mockup

"And now..the sermon on the mount."

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'Why did God create alcohohol?'

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"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder." mockup

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."

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This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now.

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now. mockup

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now.

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Metaphysical Bike Parts.

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"I have a great idea for you, but naturally you're nowhere near your writing desk."

"I have a great idea for you, but naturally you're nowhere near your writing desk." mockup

"I have a great idea for you, but naturally you're nowhere near your writing desk."

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Thoughts in Traffic

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'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.' mockup

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

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"Hunting's okay, but by gathering grain, I can make beer!"

"Hunting's okay, but by gathering grain, I can make beer!" mockup

"Hunting's okay, but by gathering grain, I can make beer!"

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'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.' mockup

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

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Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles). mockup

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

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"No, not really. I could probably tell you a thing or two about the meaning of life but I would like to know where the loo is."

"No, not really. I could probably tell you a thing or two about the meaning of life but I would like to know where the loo is." mockup

"No, not really. I could probably tell you a thing or two about the meaning of life but I would like to know where the loo is."

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Marley Davidson

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'Life is a vicious circle.'

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Highway cone tepee.

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'Muriel told me that men are all alike - That's kind of reassuring, actually.'

'Muriel told me that men are all alike - That's kind of reassuring, actually.' mockup

'Muriel told me that men are all alike - That's kind of reassuring, actually.'

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Biker Philosopher Gifts Collection

Biker Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of biker philosopher mugs and start their day with wit and wisdom on every sip.

Biker Philosopher Pillows

Check out our biker philosopher pillows—ideal for adding a humorous or inspiring touch to their home decor.

Biker Philosopher Prints

Browse our inspiring prints that celebrate the motorcycle lifestyle and philosophical pondering in stylish artwork.

Biker Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover our range of biker philosopher t-shirts, perfect for showcasing their love for biking and their thoughtful side.