Philosophical Cyclist Gifts

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Give Way To Cyclists

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Career Counseling. I don't need to live life in the fast lane. I just want to get out of the bicycle lane.

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"I find things go around in cycles."

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

"And now..the sermon on the mount."

Hell's Ethics

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

"It's been nice talking to you, but I should probably get back to staring blankly ahead."

'How about a bike ride?' 'Nah, the seat hurts my butt, and I'd have to put air in the tires, and I'd have to put shorts on so my pant leg doesn't get caught and...' 'And you'd have to get up.' 'And I'd have to get up.'

Football Sisyphus

"Son, it's against the law to ride a bike in this town without protective head gear."

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

Tour de France champ Lucien Petit-Breton.

"I have a great idea for you, but naturally you're nowhere near your writing desk."

Refresh Instagram your way to success

Newspapers on the Commute

It's not the destination, but the journey that counts. Unless you're stuck in traffic. Then it's the destination.

'Life is a vicious circle.'

'Hey, it's your dollar, buddy, but maybe this ain't the best way to 'wherever the wind blows your path.''

"The effectiveness of innovation is unfortunately unpredictable. At least we tried. Now let's try the triangular wheel..."

Tunnel of Life

Bike ramp engineered by: Gracie Bermudez

Bicycle with unusual wheel shapes.

Bike hire for scientists.

"The tricky part comes when I try it without the training wheels."

"I'm telling you, that thing's a death trap."