Philosophical Climber Gifts

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Very Difficult Conversations

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

FAQs.

Future Tents

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.'

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

'A wise hermit? ME?? Ribbish!! I sprained my darn ankle by climbing up here and now I can't get down anymore!'

A man seeking wisdom from a bee at the top of a mountain

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

Rock climber getting books from top shelf

"Because its there? Surely we must have a better reason."

Santa's chimney climbing is a fixation with mothers womb

'Being passed over for a promotion is always a painful experience. It's like having a stake driven through your wallet.'

Welcome to Las Vegas - a faith-based community.

'What a beautiful landscape!'

"Looks like Goopta just has a major paradigm shift."

Library section 'Mountain climbing' with lady climbing up to it.

'Got any books on mountaineering?' 'Top shelf.'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

"I have a great idea for you, but naturally you're nowhere near your writing desk."

"Books are useful when you're reaching for the stars!"

Yeah, I believe in a creator, but I'm not so sure about intelligent design. Epic Tale by Donna Doolil. Bob's Hat. A novel by Joe Poolz.

'There's a thin line between being enlightened and being in denial.'

Football Sisyphus

"Actually, can you just tell me what he said?"

"Sorry about that - just clearing my throat."

"Sometimes I worry about my work-life balance."

"It's a pretty stiff climb up here - Next time, could I just PRAY?"

Man in library standing on pile of books looking in mountaineering section.

"No, not really. I could probably tell you a thing or two about the meaning of life but I would like to know where the loo is."