Hiking Philosopher Gifts

'What a beautiful landscape!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Winter Weather.

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

FAQs.

Future Tents

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

LOOK BHIND U!

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Fork in the trail.

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

The Farmer Sutra.

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

Dept. de Philosophie

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."

'Existential truckstop'