Hiking Philosopher Gifts

'What a beautiful landscape!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Winter Weather.

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Future Tents

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

LOOK BHIND U!

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Fork in the trail.

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Grass: We lost some good men today!

The Farmer Sutra.

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

Dept. de Philosophie

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."

'Existential truckstop'

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"