Outdoor Philosopher Gifts

'When did I first start rambling? Well, it's a long story...'

"Now, THAT'S a welcome sight! I was just starting to miss decision-making."

This lake is full of fish. Try to find one.

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

Go over there and say something...

"I've tried cool phrases like "Teamwork makes the dream work," but it isn't working. What could be wrong?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"I didn't spend seventeen days climbing this bloody mountain, in all weathers, for a lecture on personal hygiene!"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'Please make it rain on the garden but not the lawn.'

No crawling sign in the desert.

The Farmer Sutra.

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

'Ahhh, the first renegade of fall...'

The Lawn of Time

Caution - Poet at work

'We DO have a dress code up here, you know!'

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

Homeless man holds sign reading 'Living Al Fresco'.

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"I dunno ... it just seems like something has come between us."

"You're right, these are good!"

"First, I set the mood."

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Winter Weather.

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Future Tents

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

The Boys of Indian Summer